Friday, December 9, 2011

Wardrobe Malfunction

To all employees and customers:

I deeply regret the T-shirt I wore to work today. Had I looked in the mirror today, or any other day I wore said article of clothing, I would have noticed that it is extremely see-through. Unfortunately, I didn't believe your awkward stares and pointed glances had anything to do with me. Also, don't confuse knowing my bra color with you having any sort of a chance with me in anything more than a professional manner (and probably not even that). This will probably happen again. Next time use your words and not your face as I tend to avoid looking at those. I hope we can move past this quickly.

Yours Nakedly,