Monday, March 1, 2010

Upswing

Just when we thought I was going to have to switch out my Chicken Dance of Happy Superiority for my Gloomy Striptease of Shame, we pulled out a last minute blowout when Mr. BlackChild showed up to save the day!

Inflate, my ego, inflate! Inflate to your heart's content!

Also, that terrible movie I was watching at work was "The Blind Side" not "Blindsided". It has a blond Sandra Bullock in it, speaking in a southern accent. For some reason that made me think it was a shitty 90's movie that everyone hated. I was shocked to find out that she was nominated for an Oscar this year for her performance.

In conclusion, I'd like to clear some rumors up that are coming from our competitor's blog

Specimen A:

Last night she also claimed she was entitled to "take a dump" on my chest. I know she has wanted to do this since we have gotten married, but I just don't want to go down that road. There are some doors in life, when once opened can never be closed again.

I never said such a thing! Actually, I did say it. But taken out of context it sounds weird and gross. Worst of all, if I had actually wanted to do it 'since we were married' it would have long since been accomplished. He makes it sound like he has a say in these things which he absolutely doesn't!

Specimen B:

Thanks to Jesus I now have to perform Fellatio on my wife. Yeah I said fellatio, cause thems the rules.

Fellatio.


This rule came out of nowhere and it keeps changing depending on who is winning. The important thing to remember here, is that it will be me getting fellated, no matter what the outcome. My donkey dick will not be ignored!!

4 comments:

Mike in Korea said...

can i still see the gloomy striptease of shame

SuperFantabulous said...

Awww! That's so sweet! My donkey dick appreciates it.

Jarrad Italia said...

If Mr Awesome decides to play dirty and win this rivalry and hence get fellated all he has to do is stop following your blog giving you one less follower and then he can declare victory.

SuperFantabulous said...

Shhhhhhhh! He might be listening!!