Sunday, January 24, 2010

Deuteronomy 25:11

Weird bible quote of the day:

If two men fight together, and the wife of one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of the one attacking him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; 12 your eye shall not pity her.

Or in the King James Version which I prefer because an awkward message deserves to be delivered in nothing but the weirdest of archaic language:

11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: 12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

Pity the fool that tries to save her husband's ass by latching onto his attacker's junk! Or rather, DON'T pity the fool, just cut off her hand. That way, the husband gets his ass kicked, the attacker gets his balls squeezed and the wife looses an appendage. Everyone's happy!

In other, completely related fantasticness, I found the Awkward Boner blog. It's kind of like the Blackout Korea blog, only for happy upright 'secrets', not the sad, limp buscuits that suffer random alcohol induced collapse in public places.

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