Wednesday, December 23, 2009


It isn't often that I fall in love. I can't remember the last time something took hold of my soul and I was never the same again. Well, now, it's happened. Let me introduce you. I know you'll just love her too:

What's not to love? The porn star boobies, the even pornier heavy breathing, those oddly alluring turtle shell abs? Not to mention the workouts. They kill me. Literally. I swoon, I stumble, I fall breathless to the floor.
Oh, Zuzana! You beautiful Czech goddess you! Where were you when I was wasting hour after boring hour at the gym dazed by the repetitive banality of it all? Where were you when I spent mile after excruciating mile stumbling toward fitness with a clumsy lackluster stride?
Zuzana, into what was once limp and weary, you have breathed life and many sore muscles.
In me, Zuzana, you have found a true disciple.
Zuzana, you slay me.
I am but a willing conquest.
Hinged upon your bikini clad body, your stopwatch and your brilliant Czechian smile.

1 comment:

LouDog said...

Its OK if you leave me for her, I just want you to be happy. And if you do leave me for her, at least let me watch a couple of times.