Sunday, October 12, 2008

Skyping: Warning Graphic! Actually Just Don't Read This. I thought it was funny. I was wrong.

[10:24:38 AM] l says: hello
[10:29:05 AM] M says: hi
[10:29:12 AM] M says: How did you do that?
[10:29:18 AM] l says: What?
[10:30:36 AM] *** M has changed the chat picture
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[10:30:40 AM] M says: There
[10:31:00 AM] M says: Sarah Palin is an idiot
[10:31:15 AM] l says: Why would you say that?
[10:31:35 AM] M says: Haha! She got in Trouble!
[10:31:50 AM] l says: She is just GW Bush in a skirt
[10:31:56 AM] M says: Yeah
[10:32:04 AM] M says: Only even dumber
[10:32:07 AM] M says: Which is completely amazing
[10:33:09 AM] M says:
[10:33:09 AM] l says: Trek is probably smarter than both put together
[10:33:15 AM] M says: Probably
[10:33:19 AM] M says: That didn't work
[10:33:33 AM] l says: The links work
[10:33:42 AM] M says: Cool
[10:33:51 AM] M says: I couldn't find the Jon Stweart you were talking about
[10:34:13 AM] l says: Go to the daily show website
[10:34:26 AM] l says: I think it was monday or tuesday's episode
[10:34:32 AM] M says: I probably can't watch it
[10:34:39 AM] l says: Jon said you could
[10:34:41 AM] M says: They don't let me watch US videos from US sites
[10:34:51 AM] l says: Jon said you could
[10:35:06 AM] M says: Well, if jon said I could
[10:35:15 AM] M says: Then I can! (party)
[10:35:17 AM] l says: I trust in Jon
[10:35:31 AM] l says: I would vote for Jon! (y)
[10:35:48 AM] M says: I'm still with the What the Buck-Chris Crocker ticket
[10:36:13 AM] l says: I want to ride the Jew train to the Whitehouse!
[10:36:30 AM] M says: I'm on the GAY TRAIN!
[10:36:44 AM] l says: Jew Train!
[10:37:27 AM] M says: Gay train!
[10:37:45 AM] M says: Who is Jon stewarts running mate?
[10:37:56 AM] M says: And does he know how to apply eye make up as well as Crocker?
[10:37:58 AM] l says: Steven Colbert
[10:38:25 AM] M says: He's smarmy
[10:38:37 AM] M says: Which show am I looking for?
[10:38:46 AM] l says: Not swarthy
[10:38:52 AM] l says: So it balances
[10:38:54 AM] l says: Fair and balanced
[10:42:34 AM] M says: I have to go to the store
[10:42:36 AM] M says: And get salad stuff
[10:42:45 AM] M says: Cause Mercadona will be closed tomorrow!
[10:42:47 AM] M says: Grrrr!
[10:42:49 AM] M says: Bye
[11:08:21 AM] M says: back
[11:15:48 AM] l says: I just got those messages
[11:15:55 AM] M says: wtf
[11:16:12 AM] l says: ROFL
[11:16:16 AM] l says: LOL
[11:16:18 AM] l says: LOL
[11:16:19 AM] l says: LOL
[11:16:20 AM] l says: LOL
[11:16:26 AM] l says: LOLROFLLOL
[11:16:40 AM] *** l has changed the chat topic to "boobs"
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[11:16:54 AM] *** l has changed the chat picture
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[11:16:55 AM] M says: your boobs?
[11:17:06 AM] l says: LOL
[11:17:16 AM] l says: your boobs
[11:17:21 AM] l says: How are they doing
[11:17:30 AM] l says: Do they like it in Spain?
[11:17:44 AM] M says: They are shrinking
[11:17:52 AM] l says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[11:18:03 AM] M says: Haha!
[11:18:15 AM] l says: Grow boobies Grow!
[11:18:22 AM] M says: They need fattening food
[11:18:28 AM] M says: Cooked by your boobs
[11:18:37 AM] l says: Olive oil STAT!
[11:19:18 AM] *** l has changed the chat picture
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[11:19:36 AM] M says: The chat picture looks the same
[11:20:54 AM] l says: Huh?
[11:21:10 AM] M says: It said you changed the chat picture
[11:21:16 AM] M says: But it looks the same
[11:21:16 AM] l says: It did
[11:21:23 AM] l says: Weird
[11:21:41 AM] *** l has changed the chat picture
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[11:21:55 AM] l says: How about now
[11:22:01 AM] M says: Still the same
[11:22:06 AM] *** l has changed the chat picture
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[11:22:13 AM] l says: now
[11:22:17 AM] M says: Same
[11:22:29 AM] M says: now it's me
[11:22:34 AM] M says: Where did you get that picture
[11:22:53 AM] l says: The internets
[11:23:08 AM] l says: What do you see?
[11:23:35 AM] L says: I changed it like 3 times
[11:24:03 AM] M says: It's me in a tank top
[11:24:07 AM] M says: It's really tiny
[11:24:11 AM] M says: I can't see it very well
[11:24:21 AM] *** l has changed the chat picture
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[11:24:28 AM] l says: How bout now
[11:24:41 AM] M says: Now it's my boobs!
[11:24:45 AM] M says: How did you do that?
[11:25:03 AM] M says: You have violated me
[11:25:13 AM] l says: What?
[11:25:18 AM] l says: Change the picture?
[11:25:47 AM] M says: You took pictures of me topless without my knowledge
[11:25:50 AM] M says: How did you do that?
[11:25:59 AM] l says: I found it on the internets
[11:26:07 AM] l says: www.mandynaked.com
[11:26:44 AM] l says: Its a series of tubes
[11:26:53 AM] M says: That is not a valid tube address
[11:26:57 AM] l says: You just got to look in the right tube
[11:26:59 AM] M says: How did you really do that
[11:27:01 AM] M says: Tell me!
[11:27:10 AM] l says: I dont think so
[11:28:10 AM] M says: Well you are just a huge bitch then
[11:28:10 AM] l says: I dont have to tell you anything
[11:28:15 AM] l says: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!
[11:28:17 AM] M says: And I"m not showing you my boobs
[11:28:20 AM] M says: Ever again
[11:28:24 AM] l says: I have pics
[11:28:44 AM] l says: When you are skyping you can take a snapshot
[11:28:59 AM] l says: There is a picture of a camera
[11:29:00 AM] M says: Oh
[11:29:04 AM] M says: I didn't know that
[11:29:09 AM] l says: I can take a snapshot of me too.
[11:29:12 AM] M says: I wonder if you can do that on MSN
[11:29:23 AM] l says: I dont think so.
[11:29:48 AM] M says: Where's the button to do that?
[11:30:24 AM] l says: You have to be skyping to take a pic of other people
[11:30:30 AM] M says: I know
[11:31:23 AM] l says: Or click on your pic to take one of yourself
[11:31:35 AM] l says: are the girls there?
[11:32:18 AM] l says: :O
[11:33:31 AM] *** M has changed the chat topic to "Your Tiny Penis"
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[11:34:00 AM] M says: So, how's your tiny penis?
[11:36:59 AM] M says: Does it miss my big fat vagina?
[11:47:01 AM] l says: WTF LOL
[11:47:10 AM] M says: That took like an hour to get here
[11:47:18 AM] M says: Were you gone or something?
[11:48:09 AM] l says: No I have been here
[11:48:16 AM] l says: It said you were offline
[11:48:28 AM] M says: I wasn't
[11:48:30 AM] M says: Weird
[11:48:31 AM] *** l has changed the chat picture
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[11:48:41 AM] M says: Ewwwww
[11:48:42 AM] M says: Gross
[11:48:47 AM] M says: !
[11:48:49 AM] l says: Hot!
[11:48:52 AM] M says: It is looking tiny today
[11:48:53 AM] l says: Sexy
[11:49:00 AM] l says: Its cold
[11:49:04 AM] l says: Back off
[11:49:22 AM] *** has changed the chat topic to "Your Tasty Penis"
[11:49:42 AM] M says: I do have a tasty penis
[11:49:48 AM] l says: It would be bigger if I had your fat vagina
[11:50:33 AM] l says: My tounge is hard for you
[11:50:41 AM] M says: I don't like it hard
[11:50:47 AM] l says: HARD!
[11:51:04 AM] l says: HARD and DRY!
[11:51:13 AM] l says: From smoking reefer!
[11:51:14 AM] M says: I get hard and dry tongue from Mr. Nickers
[11:51:33 AM] l says: You leave Knickers out of this
[11:51:52 AM] M says: Did you feed him?
[11:51:55 AM] M says: Feed him!
[11:51:59 AM] M says: Lots of seeds!
[11:52:04 AM] M says: And a little salad!
[11:52:04 AM] l says: NEVER!
[11:52:07 AM] l says: NO
[11:52:17 AM] l says: I dont eat salad, why should he
[11:54:31 AM] *** l has changed the chat picture
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[11:54:51 AM] l says: Oh you want it dont you!
[11:55:15 AM] *** M has changed the chat topic to "Your Dick Looks Like Gary Coleman"
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[11:55:30 AM] M says: Nickers deserves all the finer things in life
[11:58:39 AM] M says: Hey!
[12:01:48 PM] *** l has changed the chat topic to "Your Dick Looks Like something I want to put in my mouth"
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[12:02:25 PM] l says: Knickers deserves to have his name spelled with a "K"
[12:02:31 PM] l says: And thats all
[12:02:53 PM] M says: And to be Justin's bitch
[12:03:23 PM] l says: Yeah Yeah
[12:04:24 PM] M says: You're justin's bitch too
[12:04:42 PM] l says: At least he treats me right!
[12:04:45 PM] M says: He squacks and jumps on you when you try to eat
[12:04:52 PM] M says: That aint right!
[12:05:06 PM] l says: Thats just cause he loves me soo much
[12:06:13 PM] M says: You're going to have to start hiding under the newspapers at the bottom of your cage
[12:06:47 PM] l says: I already did
[12:09:33 PM] M says: A parade just went down mainstreat
[12:10:07 PM] M says: It's after 9 oclock here! Isn't that past the marching band down the street cutoff?
[12:10:38 PM] l says: 10pm
[12:11:17 PM] M says: Ok, ok
[12:11:24 PM] M says: I guess I'll allow it then
[12:11:36 PM] l says: The girls asleep?
[12:11:49 PM] M says: No, they're watching the marching band
[12:12:06 PM] l says: Kewl
[12:12:11 PM] M says: The Campillos Randomly Marching Band
[12:12:27 PM] l says: Something you dont get around here
[12:13:14 PM] M says: And are probably better off without
[12:13:23 PM] M says: Roving marching bands can turn violent
[12:13:44 PM] M says: Especially when they have their young with them
[12:14:21 PM] l says: Tell them not to look any of them in the Eye, They find it threating
[12:14:30 PM] l says: And may charge
[12:14:45 PM] M says: Haha!
[12:15:20 PM] l says: When marching bands attack
[12:17:01 PM] M says: Everyone's worste nightmare!
[12:17:23 PM] l says: Chills
[12:17:55 PM] *** M has changed the chat topic to "Cause your dick looks like two fries"
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[12:18:09 PM] l says: There are some weird looking kids at this babysitting class.
[12:18:22 PM] l says: fries?
[12:18:26 PM] l says: really?
[12:18:41 PM] M says: Freedom fries
[12:18:42 PM] l says: I would think this would be more appropriate.
[12:18:52 PM] *** l has changed the chat topic to "Cause your dick looks like a tater tot"
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[12:19:03 PM] M says: My dick does look like a tater tot!
[12:19:09 PM] M says: Tastes like one too
[12:19:30 PM] l says: with or without ketchup?
[12:19:35 PM] l says: And hot sauce?
[12:19:42 PM] M says: With vegenaise
[12:19:45 PM] l says: Maybe dipped in ranch
[12:21:17 PM] M says: With a little lemon juice
[12:21:39 PM] l says: yumm, you are making me hungry for dick.
[12:23:54 PM] M says: You're always hungry for dick
[12:25:55 PM] *** M has changed the chat topic to ""
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[12:25:57 PM] l says: Says the kettle
[12:26:10 PM] M says: to the crack pipe
[12:26:19 PM] l says: Oh snap

2 comments:

Kimberly said...

You're right....I shouldnt of read that. I have poked out my minds eye several time but to no avail. sigh

(By the way, my word that I have to type so I can actually comment on your blog this time is "ziktuna")

Expat Wannabe said...

Zictuna is an amazingly appropriate word for what has happened here.